pizzafeud.lol — pineapple on pizza, settled with money
In 1962, a Greek immigrant in Canada named Sam Panopoulos put canned pineapple on a pizza and accidentally started a war. In 2017, the President of Iceland tried to ban it. Canada's Prime Minister personally defended the fruit. A fucking diplomatic incident. Over pizza.
Sixty-three years of this. So stop fucking arguing — pick a side, put your money where your mouth is, and pull the rope.
Friendships ended. Relationships tested. Shit got serious.
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Either side takes the lead the moment its total passes the other. $4.00 on NO PINEAPPLE flips the ruling right now.
$3 is the whole lead · $4 ends it
The ruling, right now
Pineapple stays
PINEAPPLE is ahead by $3.00. That is the whole distance between winning and losing.
🍍PINEAPPLE
$14.00
56.0% of the pot
Total spent arguing
$25.00
9 bids · 9 backers
🍕NO PINEAPPLE
$11.00
44.0% of the pot
One bid of $4 and the answer to this becomes no instead.
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PINEAPPLE· live from the feud
Canned fruit haters are winning. That's on you.
@SyrupSlayer crust purists shaking in their boots. one bid changes everything
Chatter is written by the house, not by bidders. Real words from real bidders are in The Docket.
Leaderboards
Top ten backers per side, ranked by everything they have filed.
Top PINEAPPLE backers
$14- 1@marcus_hale$5
- 2Priya Raman$4
- 3@dannyk$2
- 4@jtorres88$2
- 5Lena Fischer$1
Top NO PINEAPPLE backers
$11- 1@sofia.ric$5
- 2Tom Whelan$3
- 3@greg_mcallister$2
- 4@aleks_novak$1
Everyone who visits until the verdict is final sees this list. That is what the money buys. Don't end up at the bottom.
The Docket
9 bids · 9 backersYour name, your link and your words stay on this page for good. Biggest bid on the board wins the top spot.
Biggest bid so farNO PINEAPPLE· flipped it
@sofia.ric$55 days ago
Putting money behind fruit on bread should be a criminal matter.
Every bid, newest first
- @jtorres88$2.00PINEAPPLE5 days ago
Losing to people who are scared of a fruit would be genuinely embarrassing.
- @aleks_novak$1.00NO PINEAPPLE5 days ago
I will keep chipping away at this for a hundred days if I have to.
- @marcus_hale$5.00PINEAPPLEflipped it5 days ago
Every person against this has never actually tried it with good ham. Every single one.
- @sofia.ric$5.00NO PINEAPPLEflipped it5 days ago
Putting money behind fruit on bread should be a criminal matter.
- Lena Fischer$1.00PINEAPPLE5 days ago
Ordered it at a work lunch and three colleagues stopped speaking to me. Worth it.
- @greg_mcallister$2.00NO PINEAPPLE5 days ago
It goes soggy. That is the whole objection. It makes the crust wet.
- Priya Raman$4.00PINEAPPLEflipped it5 days ago
Sweet and salty is half of every cuisine on earth. This argument is so western.
- Tom Whelan$3.00NO PINEAPPLEflipped it6 days ago
My father ran a pizzeria for 31 years. He would not have served this.
- @dannyk$2.00PINEAPPLE6 days ago
Had it in Maui on my honeymoon and never looked back. Sorry not sorry.