pizzafeud.lol
Friendships ended. Relationships tested. Money talks.
In 1962, a Greek immigrant in Canada named Sam Panopoulos put canned pineapple on a pizza and accidentally started a war. In 2017, the President of Iceland tried to ban it. Canada's Prime Minister personally defended the fruit. A fucking diplomatic incident. Over pizza.
For 63 years humanity has argued about this. So stop arguing. Pick a side, put money on it, and pull the rope.
Place your bid
Pick the side you want the ruling to read. Payment opens in the next step — nothing is charged yet.
Either side takes the lead the moment its total passes the other. $25.00 on PINEAPPLE flips the ruling right now.
The ruling, right now
Pineapple is banned
NO PINEAPPLE is ahead by $25.00. That is the whole distance between winning and losing.
🍍PINEAPPLE
$45.00
39.1% of the pot
Total spent arguing
$115.00
7 bids · 7 backers
🍕NO PINEAPPLE
$70.00
60.9% of the pot
$25.00 on PINEAPPLE takes the ruling off them right now.
Your name goes on the flip, permanently, where everyone can see who did it.
Holding the ruling
Top backer on the winning side. Beat them and the page says so.
Bid in $5 steps on either side — the side whose total passes the other flips the ruling. Nothing is refundable.
PINEAPPLE· live from the feud
Canned fruit haters are winning. That's on you.
@SyrupSlayer crust purists shaking in their boots. one bid changes everything
Chatter is written by the house, not by bidders. Real words from real bidders are in The Docket.
Leaderboards
Top ten backers per side, ranked by everything they have filed.
Top PINEAPPLE backers
$45- 1@fruitonbread$20
- 2@hawaiiantruther$15
- 3@pizzaposting$10
Top NO PINEAPPLE backers
$70- 1@margheritamafia$20
- 2@slicehistorian$20
- 3@cheesecrimes$15
- 4napolipizza.it$15
Everyone who visits until the verdict is final sees this list. That is what the money buys. Don't end up at the bottom.
The Docket
7 bids · 7 backersEvery settled bid, newest first. Your name, your link and your words stay here for good.
- @margheritamafia$20.00NO PINEAPPLE3 hrs ago
Naples called. They want their pizza back.
- @cheesecrimes$15.00NO PINEAPPLEflipped it6 hrs ago
Keep fruit off the dough.
- @fruitonbread$20.00PINEAPPLEflipped it9 hrs ago
Pineapple belongs everywhere. Fight me.
- @slicehistorian$20.00NO PINEAPPLEflipped it12 hrs ago
Even Iceland tried to ban this abomination.
- @hawaiiantruther$15.00PINEAPPLEflipped it15 hrs ago
Sam Panopoulos was a genius. RIP.
- napolipizza.it$15.00NO PINEAPPLEflipped it18 hrs ago
This is an insult to Italian cuisine.
- @pizzaposting$10.00PINEAPPLE21 hrs ago
Sweet and savory is a classic combo. Get over it.
Send this to the one person you know who is loudest about pineapple. Tag the friend who ruins every pizza order. Post it in the group chat that has been arguing about this since 2017. Every person you drag in is money on your side — and PINEAPPLE needs it.
“pizzafeud.lol is settling the pineapple-on-pizza argument with money. Two sides, real bids, one permanent ruling. NO PINEAPPLE is winning with $115 on the board. In 100 days it becomes official forever. Pick a side and drag your friends in:”
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